Game
Web Guy Simulator
Mac runs the website at Fluffify, a CRM for small sales teams. Colleagues walk up with asks: some sensible, some nonsense, several urgent for no reason. You decide what ships: do it, decline, push it to tomorrow, or propose something smaller and better. Say yes to everything and Mac burns out. Say no to everything and the redesign happens without him. Nothing runs on a clock; the day moves when you do.
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What is Web Guy Simulator?
A small office simulation about the job of running a company website. Mac sits at the desk in the corner. Everyone else in the building wants something from that desk: a pricing page change by Friday, a bigger logo, eighteen landing pages by Monday, a full redesign because the CEO saw a cooler site. The game is the gatekeeping: do it, decline, defer, or propose something smaller and better. Every call links to the entry in this library that explains it, and the day report says what each one taught.
How is the office drawn?
Nothing here was modelled by hand. A Python script builds every object in Blender from boxes, cylinders and spheres, names each part, and exports the room and the people as glTF files. The browser draws them with Three.js from a fixed isometric camera, with one warm light and soft shadows. Walking uses a grid generated from the same scene, so moving a desk in the script moves the paths with it. The full write-up lands on the blog once the office is finished.
How does a day work?
A day is nine hours of office that only your actions spend. Press Work and Mac gets through the top of the inbox until it ships or someone turns up. The chips in the office are his breaks: coffee, lunch, the sofa, the whiteboard, the numbers on the wall, the dog. A break can bring a visitor early. Four meters keep score: the site, how much the org trusts the web desk, the team’s mood, and Sam’s energy. Some asks are experiments that resolve days later. When the hours are spent the day report says what shipped, what got declined, and the one thing each call teaches, with a link to the library entry behind it. A run lasts a sixty-day quarter, or until one of four endings gets there first.